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Old 01-18-2007, 11:49 AM
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my son the vet

MY SON THE VET.....

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly
offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated. ?

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church ." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said.
"Where does he practice?" ?

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno ."
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