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Old 01-24-2007, 05:46 PM
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Patrolman With A Sense Of Humor

About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck

(western OK). He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running.



Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on,



the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man



passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle



on the seat beside him.



The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window.



Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror,



and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.



He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas.



The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph,



but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.



Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began



running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car.



The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually



keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper



yelled at the man to 'Pull over!'



The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.



Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested,



and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper



in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.



Who says Trooper's don't have a sense of humor?
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