Honesty is Best Policy

[Bubba]

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive, large-breasted lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," smiled Jack. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

The next morning at the crack of dawn, the two were back on the road...

About a month later, Jack, while reading his mail, turned to his good buddy and said: "Bob, do you remember that good-looking young widow at the farm we stayed at?"

Bob smiled knowingly: "Yes, I do."

Jack glared at him and asked: "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes," smirked Bob. "I have to admit that I did."

Jack scowled: "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red: "Yeah, I'm afraid I did..."

Jack continued: "Well, I just got a letter addressed to me from her attorney. Seems she died suddenly in a car accident and I was named her sole heir!"