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Old 02-06-2007, 06:37 PM
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A Visit To The ER

other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
>>> Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army
>>>fatigues
>>> and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet
>>>onto the
>>> front of my shirt. When I went into the ER, I noticed that
>>>3/4 of the
>>> people got up and left. I guess they decided that they
>>>weren't that
>>> sick after all. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the
>>>next time you're
>>> in need of Quicker emergency service.
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:08 PM
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yeah that would clear out my clinics too.LOL We had a 2 women in today - no english - but they could say no money............. then while fillin out the paper work............ a hundred bill........ yes $100 fell out of a stuffed wallet with other bills in it.............. just pisses ya off!!!............ Hell we don't charge for vaccines on this program as it is.......... do they think just cause thier kid's college is paid for that mine was free???????? argggghhhhhhh! I get paid whether they pay or not but the abuse is pretty obvious. I told myself that money must be going for the escalde payment......... it sure didn't get in out till.............I hate liars.......... and scammers........... too bad that's what theses kids learn from thier non assymalated parents..............
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:25 PM
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Old 02-06-2007, 11:18 PM
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I scare them enougn as it is with all the cop and ICE pics on my screen saver. Got pic of my kids and cop cars in the office (grandsons' used toys)..... I get some strange looks from folks to say the least - I have quite a few that just tell me - they aren't legal........... it's really quite funny - cause truth is with the VFC program you don't ask cause it don't matter - immigration status has nothing to do with vaccinating kids or folks that need it.
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Old 02-07-2007, 05:10 AM
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yeah that would clear out my clinics too.LOL We had a 2 women in today - no english - but they could say no money............. then while fillin out the paper work............ a hundred bill........ yes $100 fell out of a stuffed wallet with other bills in it.............. just pisses ya off!!!............ Hell we don't charge for vaccines on this program as it is.......... do they think just cause thier kid's college is paid for that mine was free???????? argggghhhhhhh! I get paid whether they pay or not but the abuse is pretty obvious. I told myself that money must be going for the escalde payment......... it sure didn't get in out till.............I hate liars.......... and scammers........... too bad that's what theses kids learn from thier non assymalated parents..............
Common occurrance up here too, Texie! Just go to Walmart and watch the cart loads of groceries bought with WIC and food stamps. Then they pull out a roll of hundred dollar bills to pay for things that can't be bought with the stamps!! Meanwhile, people that deserve it either don't get it, or have a hell of a time getting any help! Just a friggin' crying shame!!!
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What do they know that we don't? I have never in my life had a wad of $100's! Where's mine?!?!?!
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They know that if a child is US born - they get a SS card and birth certificate and if they tell agencies that they live alone - they get assistance. Remember that in Mexico the woman doesn't take the last name of the husband - you have to be "blood" to carry the last name of the man. So by all appearances they don't look married to us - they also have thier mother and fathers names - so they have about 5 last names they can choose to use. It's a delightful system that they work quite well. Now not all of them do that - but a vast majority do. I don't believe the immagrant population uses our banks except for transfers.... it's more a way of life
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What do they know that we don't? I have never in my life had a wad of $100's! Where's mine?!?!?!
All you have to do it work for it just like anyone else.....there's nothing that says you can't have a roll of $100's.
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:27 PM
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you are bein such an old fart grouch!
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:04 PM
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What do they know that we don't? I have never in my life had a wad of $100's! Where's mine?!?!?!
Sherry-we all would like a wad of $100's. What do they know that we don't? Nothing, we just have a conscience and respect.
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