Not a laughing matter.....

[mommiedearestx3]

Jack went to the Urologist because he had an embrassing problem.
When he went into the exam room to see the doctor,
he told the doctor that, "It's no Laughing Matter,
so please don't laugh".

"Of course I won't laugh," the Urologist said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Jack said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers revealing the tiniest "wiener" the doctor
had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a
peanut.

Unable to control himself, the Urologist started
giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten
minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the Urologist. "I really am.....I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
professional and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

Jack replied, "It's swollen....."


hopefully I posted this in the "right" place