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Old 02-08-2007, 06:10 PM
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Democrat, Republican or a Texan

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following

Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your
Wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
And charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
And what kind of message does
This send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
Content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day.
And make this happier, healthier street that would
Discourage such behavior.

…………………………………………

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
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Old 02-08-2007, 07:45 PM
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We do have some awsome political stands huh???? LOL LOL We don't carry cards - we carry guns........ AND we don't tell anyone we got em - that ends most political debates riaht thar!!!.......
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