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jeezeweeze · #1 (**permalink**) 02-14-2007, 06:53 PM

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in
you coming in for that."

mommiedearestx3 · #2 (**permalink**) 02-14-2007, 09:38 PM

WELCOME BACK WEEZIE

Made in the USA · #3 (**permalink**) 02-14-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in
you coming in for that."

I am guessing that there are no "female" governement employees then, am I correct??

jeezeweeze · #4 (**permalink**) 02-14-2007, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

I am guessing that there are no "female" governement employees then, am I correct??

SMARTY PANTS!!!

Flying Dutchman · #5 (**permalink**) 02-16-2007, 12:29 AM

I would assume that the women who work at the Post Office have more, or bigger, balls than most of the guys anyway.

TexKan · #6 (**permalink**) 02-16-2007, 11:42 AM

Glad you are back Weezie!!

jeezeweeze · #7 (**permalink**) 02-16-2007, 03:20 PM

Hey TK
Im so glad I have Internet again.... I was having withdrawals.....

seizures, diarrhea , cold sweats, fever, psychotic episodes, dizziness, ringing in the ears, muscle aches and pains.....
OH ...THAT WAS JUST NORMAL !!!!!!

I moved from a two bedroom to a one bedroom.... I figured ...I didn't have a husband to sleep in the extra bedroom ....so why pay for it...

Didn't realize (but should have...after all this is Ky)...that it was gonna take 2 weeks to get my phone/Internet reinstalled....thought they only had to flip a switch or whatever....guess their pumps were in need of repair.. ....

Sure glad I didn't move out to the boonies..... oh wait......I am in the boonies....
Anyway........I'm a happy camper(so to speak) now