The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
>finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
>list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young
>doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
>realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
>
>"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
>
>"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
>
>"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
>possibly help you sleep!"
>
>She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know
>that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
>glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks..........And
>believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
>
>
>You gotta like Grandmas
