Political test

[jeezeweeze]

>
>Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a
little
>test that will help you decide.
>
>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around
>the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>raises the knife, and charges at you.
>
>You are carrying a Glock Automatic, and you are an expert shot. You
have
>mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
>What do you do?
>
>Democrat's Answer:
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to ! ; attack?
>
>Could we run away?
>
>What does my wife think?
>
>What about the kids?
>
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his
>hand ?
>
>What does the law say about this situation?
>
>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this
>send to society and to my children?
>
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound
>me?
>
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he
>was stabbing me?
>
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>
>Why is this street so deserted?
>
>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier,
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends and
try
>to come to a consensus.
>
>Republican's Answer:
>
>BANG!
>
>Southern Republican's Answer:
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds
of
>reloading).
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or
>Hollow Points?
>
>Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?
>
>Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
>

[Army_of_One]

That's pretty much the same post that was posted about a week ago...

Democrat, Republican or a Texan

[TexKan]

Maybe she didn't see it - maybe someonesle didn't read it............ what's the big deal? You click and close............. so what?????......... geeeeesh!

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by TexKan

Maybe she didn't see it - maybe someonesle didn't read it............ what's the big deal? You click and close............. so what?????......... geeeeesh!

It's not a big deal, I just mentioned it. Did someone forget their pills today?

[TexKan]

I'm gettin the water for YA as I type.......... hurry up and take it will ya??

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by TexKan

I'm gettin the water for YA as I type.......... hurry up and take it will ya??

Um...yeaaaaaaah. Keep thinking that if you want. Put a bottle on those hormones.


Which reminds me of a joke.

Do you know how to make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

[Flying Dutchman]

I thought it was:

How do you make a hormone?







You remove her genes.

[Highwayman]

I thought it was:

How do you tell the difference between a corpuscle and a hormone?

You can’t hear a corpuscle!