Out of the mouths of babes

[mommiedearestx3]

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to stomp on it!"

[K C Muffin]

Kids say the darnedest things - wasn't that an Art Linkletter show?

[mommiedearestx3]

It might have been Bill Cosby. Not sure, I'm not much of a comedy fan.
That's probably why I look in the mirror b/4 going to work everyday, asking myself, "Just how big of a bi*ch are you going to be today?"

Though on my better days, I can be a good bi*ch.

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by mommiedearestx3

It might have been Bill Cosby. Not sure, I'm not much of a comedy fan.
That's probably why I look in the mirror b/4 going to work everyday, asking myself, "Just how big of a bi*ch are you going to be today?"

Though on my better days, I can be a good bi*ch.

Ahhh...nothing like having a good b*tch around...lol
that was meant to be funny and not personal...please don't take it as such...

[wordsmythe]

When I was in College and my student loan money came in I'd pay everything I needed and then it was beer and pizza for all my bitchez.

[Made in the USA]

"Kids Say the Darndest Things" was a TV show hosted by Art Linkletter. I have watched it many times. I guess that makes me an "old bastard" , huh??

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

"Kids Say the Darndest Things" was a TV show hosted by Art Linkletter. I have watched it many times. I guess that makes me an "old bastard" , huh??

Weeeeeeeellllllllllllllll.........not exactly.....well.....OK..yeah it does....

[Captain Kemical]

Speaking of kids saying the darndest things....

YouTube Video

btw, she is saying sparkling wiggles.

[Army_of_One]

That's cute until they are at a Walmart somewhere and she see's something with the wiggles on it....and starts yelling "sparkling wiggles, sparkling wiggles"....unless they are in Montanna they MIGHT have an issue...lol

[lurker]

One memorable episode in the early 60s had Art asking a boy: "Is your Mom pretty?"

"Yes."

"When is she the prettiest?"



"When she has her clothes on."