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Old 02-24-2007, 09:13 AM
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Biker

A Biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it , but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge ? "
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:57 AM
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I'd seen this one before in an Email forward. It still makes me laugh - because it's true!!!! After 3 marriages himself, Hubby has finally decided to just go with it instead of trying to make sense of it. But ya'all are too young to have finally tired of it, so keep this joke handy - you'll need it!!!!!
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