| Poor
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary!
His wife was really angry. She told him "Friday morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning, the wife woke up and she looked out the window. Sure
enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. The
wife ran out to the driveway, brought the box in the house, opened it,
and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
__________________
In the words of George Eliot
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.
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02-25-2007, 05:08 PM
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