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Value Pack · #1 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 06:28 AM

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

JayhawkMom · #2 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 06:39 AM

Made in the USA · #3 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 06:41 AM

It's a start--------------

Firedog · #4 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 07:23 AM

We know they can swim, jump and run. So they should be able to do it.

Made in the USA · #5 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Firedog

We know they can swim, jump and run. So they should be able to do it.

We also know they can rob, kill, rape, kidnap, sell drugs, live off of their enemies, and start fires!!

K C Muffin · #6 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Value Pack

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

In a perfect world, that wouldn't be a bad plan at all. Except Army might have some different thoughts. He about came unglued another time someone suggested sending all the felons over there! The language barrier also presents a problem for commanding officers......but you do have an idea there.......

TexKan · #7 (**permalink**) 03-15-2007, 11:55 AM

I was thinkin the same thing KC - LOL

Army has some real good reasons why this isn't such a good idea. Course I don't think it was posted to really be a good idea.............. I think it's more of a "moan" - we all got em! LOL