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Old 03-25-2007, 09:32 AM
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wedding test

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
>over a year,
>and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>little thing bothering me.
>
> It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
>sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
> One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
>over to check
>the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
>and she whispered to me that
>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
>overcome.
>
> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
>once before
>I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
>me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
>her go up the stairs.
>
> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
>and threw them down the stairs at me.
>
> I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
>and headed straight towards my
>car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
>outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
>hugged me and
>said, we are
> very happy that you have passed our little
>test.....we couldn't
>ask for a
>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
> And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
>condoms in your car..
>
>
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Old 03-25-2007, 10:34 AM
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LMAO-----------------and we both know why that's why I'm single to this very day!! LOL LOL......... Louise you are killin me!!!
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