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| wedding test My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for >over a year, >and so we decided to get married. There was only one >little thing bothering me. > > It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective >sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight >miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. > One day "little" sister called and asked me to come >over to check >the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, >and she whispered to me that >she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't >overcome. > > She told me that she wanted to make love to me just >once before >I got married and committed my life to her sister. > > Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. > > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if >you want one last wild fling, just come up and get >me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched >her go up the stairs. > > When she reached the top she pulled off her panties >and threw them down the stairs at me. > > I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a >beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, >and headed straight towards my >car. > > Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing >outside, all clapping! > With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law >hugged me and >said, we are > very happy that you have passed our little >test.....we couldn't >ask for a >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." > > And the moral of this story is: Always keep your >condoms in your car.. > >
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