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Old 11-28-2005, 06:59 PM
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DUE TO THE POPULARITY OF THE SURVIVOR SHOWS, TEXAS IS PLANNING TO DO ITS OWN, ENTITLED SURVIVOR-TEXAS STYLE.

THE CONTESTANTS WILL START IN DALLAS, TRAVEL TO WACO, AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO, OVER TO HOUSTON AND DOWN TO BROWNSVILLE. THEY WILL THEN PROCEED UP TO DEL RIO ON TO EL PASO, THEN TO MIDLAND, ODESSA, LUBBOCK, AND AMARILLO.

FROM THERE THEY'LL PROCEED TO ABILENE, FT. WORTH, AND FINALLY BACK TO DALLAS. EACH WILL BE DRIVING A PINK VOLVO WITH BUMPER
STICKERS THAT READ: "I AM A GAY VEGETARIAN ... I LOVE THE DIXIE CHICKS ... I VOTED FOR AL GORE ... HILLARY IN 2008 ... GEORGE STRAIT SUCKS ... AND I'M HERE TO CONFISCATE YOUR GUNS!"

THE FIRST ONE THAT MAKES IT BACK TO DALLAS ALIVE ... WINS.

Wanna be on the pilot
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:27 PM
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Oh hell we had that pilot......2 years ago...... they still got idiots north of Texas willing to do that???..LOL LOL....We didn't lose any money then.....and we are better shots now.......besides it saves us from goin to the firing range. Nuthin live "moving" targets...................

Bless you LG.....for you are gettin to know my kind of humor......LMAO
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:53 PM
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.......besides it saves us from goin to the firing range. Nuthin live "moving" targets...................


Best watch out TK. The "Okies" are practicing up (see other post)
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Old 11-28-2005, 08:51 PM
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Yeah but it's too hot for them this far south.........we don't worry bout them much........they are too busy keepin up with their cousins.......hell we were whippin mexican armies when they were still strugglin to be a state.......(just kiddin now)..........LOL
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