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Old 04-06-2007, 07:36 AM
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A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the pilot asked
him,” if you're blind, why do you want to fly?"
And the blind man said, he
just wanted to have the experience.
So off through the skies they went!

The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt around
and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a blind man flying
upside down in a small plane and the pilot has
passed out!"
A voice
came over the speaker that said, "if you are a blind man, how do you know
you're upside down?"
The man said, "because sh*t is running out of my
collar!!!!"........
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:59 AM
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