Kotex letter

[jeezeweeze]

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty
liner had a
bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.

Annoying advice such as:

- Staying
active during your period can relieve cramps.

- Avoiding caffeine mayhelp reduce cramps and
headaches.

- Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you
hydrated and feeling fresh.

- Try Kotex blah blah blah other products

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who
has never
possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and
tell a menstruating
woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help
keep her feeling
fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and
remove the
chocolate from the vending machine. I
garan-friggin-tee that the first
responders will be females who just ovulated.

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on
feminine
hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing
"helpful" krap like
that from their elderly relatives. Veteran females
have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, many containing
alcohol.

Printing out $hit advice while sneaking in ads for the
brand that
was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to
mention rude, and
enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.
Mostly we'd
like to forget that we even need these products.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by
adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery
cutesy krap to your products or the packaging.

Put the $hit in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw
it in our
carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine
and beer. There is
nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink
package
announcing your uterine state to everyone in the
store.

So take your tips for living and shove them right up
you're a$$.

Ovarily Yours,


Miss PMS

[Highwayman]

[Lone Gunman]

Poor guy.

[mommiedearestx3]

hehe, poor guy, MA !!!


I like highwayman's post. That definately comes very close to the answers at my house. Having had 3 daughters in one household comes with a price.

You want to seek and destroy anything and one that even comes close.

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