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| Geography THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick. |
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