Ho Ho Ho

[mommiedearestx3]

Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others
are insisting that changes take place in our country...... Santa Claus
will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic
exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"

- No public mourning of Hawaiian singer, Don Ho, who died recently.

- Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho,
ho."

- All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song
"High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.

- Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist,
sexist farm implement.

- The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he
uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"

- All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern
White Christians.

- All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.

- The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged
from the English language.

[jeezeweeze]