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Old 04-29-2007, 07:48 AM
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Dogs

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?

Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . when impending doom is upon us . . .
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:24 AM
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Folks should pay attention to a doG, no matter how he spells his words.
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Old 04-29-2007, 10:01 AM
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Dogs are simple creatures.

They not not how to lie, trick, steal, squander, plot or deceive. They know nothing about race pandering, political correctness, or corruption.

So by nature, it's impossible for them to be democrat.

Therefore, all dogs are conservative republicans.
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Old 04-29-2007, 10:06 AM
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Dogs are good republicans. Want proof? Load a gun, put one the the chamber, put it against the dog's head...

Watch what he does as you begin to pull the trigger, if he licks the barrel he's republican.
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Are you ACTUALLY advocating the killing of dogs in the name of politics?

That's more than twisted.
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:26 PM
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Naw..........he's makin a point. Wordy wouldn't advocate killin a dog.......... a cat maybe but not a dog!! LOL LOL
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Naw..........he's makin a point. Wordy wouldn't advocate killin a dog.......... a cat maybe but not a dog!! LOL LOL
And out of curiosity, oh mind reader, what point is he trying to make?
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My crystal ball tells me it's political ...................... my crystal ball aslo tells me if you think that post is twisted............... stick around - they are just gettin started.....................

Next time I bet you can look in the ball and see for yourself. No need to ask me. The more ya read, the more you figure out - some posts are just a joke! Lighten up........................ Or not..............
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Are you ACTUALLY advocating the killing of dogs in the name of politics?
And out of curiosity, oh mind reader, what point is he trying to make?
No not at all. I'd never advocate the harm of any animal just to make a point.

The point is that the analogy presented is that dogs are republicans and I want to support that post with my own analogy.

Just like those republicans dogs make decisions based on instincts, outside stimuli and repetitive training by their masters rather than thought, research and study.

The dog in my original anaolty doesn't realize he's in danger so rather than making the choice to protect himself or to remove himself from the situation... he licks the gun.
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