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Old 05-04-2007, 07:57 AM
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I just can't pass up sharing ..POOR HILLARY...



This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

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THE SITUATION:



You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.



The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.






It's Hillary Clinton!






At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in her mind, at least).

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Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......


"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:18 AM
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Film... you guys really ARE behind the times. But I guess the first time this joke got trotted out digital wasn't around yet.
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:29 AM
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Oh ...you seen it already....dangitmon.... I hate it when that happens
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:12 AM
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yeah it's older than I am.

But that's OK I'm sure some of the people with their heads buried haven't seen it yet.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:08 AM
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Your such a .........RAY O' SUNSHINE.....
Just like my X

Now Wordie......Just how old are you ..... AND


just where would our heads be buried ...???
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:21 AM
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You just make it that easy.

Not as old as you.

Wherever it's darkest I guess.
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:40 PM
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You just make it that easy.

Not as old as you.

Wherever it's darkest I guess.
I make it that easy...what it?? Im an old woman and I didn't get that one

Wherever it's darkest ......You guess ???....(sigh)...go ahead ....make my day...I'll say it for you

I have my head up my ass ....there .....happy now....mr sunshine??
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:20 PM
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Never assume anything

it just makes an

ASS
out of
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Next you'll say we shouldn't get our daily exercise by leaping to conclusions, huh?
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