The 6 types of sex

[Cooldad79]

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and you get screwed in front of everyone in the courtroom.

6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on.

[Lone Gunman]

I've been through all of them but #6.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Lone Gunman

I've been through all of them but #6.

me too!

[Cooldad79]

Guess it wouldn't be bragging if I told you I made it through all of them. Damn I'm old.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Cooldad79

Damn I'm old.

Old is a state of mind. One I'd rather not focus on. Let's just not think about it. I think I'll go sit in the rocking chair for a while.

[lurker]

You ain't old until you pay good money for a Basset foot warmer to go with yer rocker.

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by lurker

You ain't old until you pay good money for a Basset foot warmer to go with yer rocker.

OUCH!!!

I told Hubby the other night that a foot warmer would be a nice Christmas gift. And I didn't mean another doG, either!!!

Love, your friend, Muff

[Lone Gunman]

It's not a crime to be old but it sure as hell is an inconvenience

[Made in the USA]

I already made it past #7----------
Of course at "85", whadda ya expect!!

[lurker]

lurker's been wanting in on this but a count of my front paw stops at 4....

Still scratchin my ear figgerin how you get to 6....