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Old 05-15-2007, 08:27 PM
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Chicken and the Egg
POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.



If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:34 PM
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:49 PM
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:50 PM
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...A chicken and an egg are lying in bed....
Ain’t that like child molestation or something?
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Ain’t that like child molestation or something?
Yeah I'd prolly have to choke that chicken!
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This is a funny thread. It is a welcome change to what has been going on lately. Thanks for starting it.
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