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Old 11-30-2005, 10:23 PM
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I Will For The Teapot
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while
she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer..

When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl
replied,
"That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and
Carl went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."



This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:36 PM
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Oh darn now the secret on Lowes is out........everyone wants to know what takes a woman so long to go into a store........It's the checkout that takes so long..........LOL LOL
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No wonder I can’t find any help when I’m in Lowe’s.
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No wonder I can’t find any help when I’m in Lowe’s.
Check the stockroom.
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<snip>It's the checkout that takes so long..........LOL LOL
I wish I would have met more women like that when I worked in retail many years ago!
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Check the stockroom.


Shhhh...that's where the good "stock" is......
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Shhhh...that's where the good "stock" is......
You mean the screws and the srewdrivers are?
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Here's to another thread going south real fast..............
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Here's to another thread going south real fast..............
I don't know why either. It just happens.
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Must be the cold weather.........brings the "snuggle" out in folks......LOL....
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