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Old 05-18-2007, 06:57 AM
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Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:14 PM
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jeezewheez,

Let us know how those lines work out for you.

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Old 05-19-2007, 04:12 PM
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I think it worked out better for me than the one x out of 3 ....that had both guts and balls .....and he thought he was God's greatest gift...and evidently he was cause God took him back 1989 at the age of 49...
Sound cruel ??? not usually my style...however ...some days I can go there if something jars the memory....
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Hell I shoulda been dead years ago then!!! God knows I push the envelope!!! LOL.................. weezie - I think you just wore him out!!!
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Oh Puleeeeeze

Hell that'kid gets more sex than we do!!!................. Hey - we're just reminessin............... mostly missen........ LOL LOL LOL

Cover yer eyes YWS.......... LOL How ya think ya got here - the stork???? LOL LOL

Besides around here it's sex or politics - I don't know much bout politics.
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Oh Puleeeeeze

Hell that'kid gets more sex than we do!!!................. Hey - we're just reminessin............... mostly missen........ LOL LOL LOL

Cover yer eyes YWS.......... LOL How ya think ya got here - the stork???? LOL LOL

Besides around here it's sex or politics - I don't know much bout politics.



Thanks for the ego boost Texkan. Its alway appreciated.
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