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Chicken 5 26.32%
Egg 2 10.53%
I don't care as long as they are both fried 12 63.16%
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Old 05-27-2007, 08:14 AM
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Which Came First?

Which came First? Does it really matter?
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Old 05-27-2007, 09:09 AM
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Well...

Early on there was an animal that evolved into a chicken-like creature who survived by laying eggs rather than another form of procreation. It turned into what we know as a chicken today. So at some point the first chicken had to come out of an egg.

So I'm going with egg first.

And yes it matters because either God made chickens and they lay eggs or something similar to my explanation above happened.
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Old 05-27-2007, 09:12 AM
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For me it just has to be FRIED................. I don't really care bout who made em...............bottom line is................... we gotta eat!!! While those that like to squabble are cacklin bout how it came about........... I'm eatin!
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Old 05-27-2007, 11:11 AM
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I'm with Texie - who cares which came first! I'm hungry!
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I aint et yet and eggs sound grrrrrrrrrrrrate
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Well...

Early on there was an animal that evolved into a chicken-like creature who survived by laying eggs rather than another form of procreation. It turned into what we know as a chicken today. So at some point the first chicken had to come out of an egg.

So I'm going with egg first.

And yes it matters because either God made chickens and they lay eggs or something similar to my explanation above happened.
So you're saying that a vote for the chicken is a vote for a god and "creationism" and a vote for the egg is a vote for evolution?

I vote for the chicken, because without it, where would the world of jokes be?
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Chicken and the Egg

I think that this has been discussed before..........and without making it more complicated.......here's the facts



A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.


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So you're saying that a vote for the chicken is a vote for a god and "creationism" and a vote for the egg is a vote for evolution?

I vote for the chicken, because without it, where would the world of jokes be?
We've always got our resident punchlines to fall back on.
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