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05-30-2007, 10:15 PM
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| Another blond joke A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." 
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s     |
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05-30-2007, 10:21 PM
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| It's close to the blinker fluid.
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05-30-2007, 10:38 PM
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__________________ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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05-31-2007, 12:14 AM
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| Sound like she might need new muffler bearings too!
__________________ Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason. Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. |
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05-31-2007, 08:28 AM
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| And don't forget to pick up some elbow grease from the store.
__________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius |
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05-31-2007, 08:31 AM
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| Ya know while all the boyz are in the corner laughin there is some hot body mechanic that is not only gettin her 710 but changin her oil as well.................. 707.............just a thought
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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05-31-2007, 02:27 PM
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| What is the first thing a blond does in the morning? Goes home.
__________________ "Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. For they must needs be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass, they see face to face; and their converse is free, as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal." William Penn, More Fruits of Solitude |
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05-31-2007, 02:58 PM
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| remember when Oiver Douglas was teaching Lisa how to drive on Green Acres? She kept calling the gear shift thing a "per-nern-del" for P R N D L
__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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