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06-02-2007, 08:54 AM
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| Hot Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please... Come on Wife: All right, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
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06-02-2007, 08:59 AM
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| Read and digest, YWS! THIS is middle age..... 
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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06-03-2007, 01:19 PM
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| NOO!!!!!! ITS NOT TRUE ITS NOT TRUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides*
__________________ "Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. For they must needs be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass, they see face to face; and their converse is free, as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal." William Penn, More Fruits of Solitude |
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06-03-2007, 01:23 PM
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| that was pretty good lol
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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