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Old 06-08-2007, 09:35 AM
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And become bitchy the next morning

Beer can cause sex change!!!

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:40 AM
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That is so funny....
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The world is full of girly men................. didn't need no study for that one!
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What happens if you drink beer with a very low hops content?
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What happens if you drink beer with a very low hops content?
I think you start humping legs, but you'll have to ask Uncle Lurker.
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This is why I only drink hard liquor.

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Did you see that crazy woman putting money in their G-string with her teeth ???
Me neither......
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