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Old 06-29-2007, 12:08 AM
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The Bride Question

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


"Son, all household appliances come in white."


If my wife ever reads this I may be sleeping on the couch! ouch!
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:59 AM
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Funny... I thought they came in avocado green.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:03 AM
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That is funny!!! Not always true this day and age but pretty funny none the same!! LOL LOL
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Old 06-30-2007, 11:54 AM
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My bride always comes in white. She comes in red, blue, green, purple, black, and any other color she is wearing too!
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