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07-17-2007, 12:46 AM
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| Marriage This may not be true for everyone... 1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. 5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the thirdyear, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen. 6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead. 7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. 8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE! 9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. 10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense. 11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 12. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe. 13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 14. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage the 'Y' becomes silent. 15. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer. 16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is!     |
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07-17-2007, 10:48 AM
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| a little bored with the wife Mike?????............... shame on you! LOL LOL
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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07-19-2007, 11:33 PM
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| Is that what i have to look forward to?  
__________________ "Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. For they must needs be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass, they see face to face; and their converse is free, as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal." William Penn, More Fruits of Solitude |
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07-20-2007, 11:37 AM
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And that's something all men need!
__________________ Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear. -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787 The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. -Thomas Jefferson |
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07-20-2007, 03:12 PM
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__________________ "The Republican Party has shown beyond all doubt that it holds the U.S. Constitution in total contempt. Today, the Republican Party stands for unaccountable executive power. To re-elect such a party is to murder liberty in America." - Paul Roberts, formerAssistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration earning fame as the "Father of Reaganomics" |
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07-20-2007, 04:50 PM
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| So, what's wrong with living in a "cave"?  |
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07-20-2007, 05:40 PM
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__________________ For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ |
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07-20-2007, 05:46 PM
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07-20-2007, 06:25 PM
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| ahhhhhhhhhhh yes when your in town .................  Speaking of cavemen , movie was on earlier today............funny Caveman (1981) - Trailers
__________________ For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ |
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07-20-2007, 08:31 PM
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| Speaking of Cavemen.....The new series is set to air this fall on ABC, based on the cavemen from the Geico commercials. "Cavemen" (2007) |
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