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07-19-2007, 01:05 AM
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| Cannibal Resaurant A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00 . Fried Explorer: $15.00 . Grilled Republican: $20.00 Baked Democrat: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Democrat?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
__________________ Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear. -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787 The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. -Thomas Jefferson     |
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