| Another Damn Parking Ticket
I went to the local food store the other day to get a case of beer. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He completely ignored me and continued writing the ticket. That really upset me!
So I called him a damn Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So I called him an @sshole. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
Damn! This went on for about half an hour. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But then... I just finally gave up and walked off, swearing under my breath, around the corner, to where I had parked my car.
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12-06-2005, 12:53 AM
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