The UNION has rules also!!!

[Mike B.]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

[jeezeweeze]

[TexKan]

love that joke!!! Call me Ethel!

[ChooPaKaToo]

He could pony up another $200 and press his luck with a 3 some.

[booger]

But - - Butt --- Butt, I loved Ethel, folks who knew her called her "Eck", man there was alot of experience in that lady. Luker told me to look her up. But - - - - Butt.

[lurker]

Originally Posted by booger

But - - Butt --- Butt, I loved Ethel, folks who knew her called her "Eck", man there was alot of experience in that lady. Luker told me to look her up. But - - - - Butt.

That's cuz I figger'd she wouldn't laugh at'cha...