Groom's Buddies

[TexKan]

The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies - a carpenter,
an electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they
could
play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured
sawing
the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The
electrician decided to wire the bed, alternating current of course.
The
dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later,
each of the groom's buddies received the following note in the mail.


DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT BE FOREWARNED, I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE S.O.B. WHO PUT
NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!