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Old 08-01-2007, 08:25 PM
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A Happy Woman

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her
bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram,
and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the
breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:35 PM
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