For law enforcement

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A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US 165 about 2 miles south
of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he
was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at
the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.

The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler said he could,
so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A
drunken good old boy from Arkansas got out, watched the performance, then
went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door
asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, 'cause there's no
way in hell I can pass that test."