Why Sentence structure is so important...

[jeezeweeze]

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two

people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were

both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire

the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.



Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying

all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.



The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before

but I have to lay you or Jack off."


"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

[ChooPaKaToo]

sexual harrassment lawsuit in the making ... lol

[jeezeweeze]

A Florida couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight.

After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No, it's turned black".