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Old 09-11-2007, 03:44 PM
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baby daddy

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!


Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,
And when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,
I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house
And tell her dis be the last check she ever be getting from me,
And I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...
And watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:10 PM
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that's hilarious!!!
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:59 PM
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good find, jeezie!
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