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Old 09-11-2007, 10:34 PM
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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,
And a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker,
And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:54 AM
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That's a mouthful, Mommie!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 06:35 AM
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Good one Mommie.........
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:22 AM
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I like it too! But I won't even try to say it out loud!
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:07 PM
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I tried to say it out loud...........I am now banned from any and all speaking in public by my wife.
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Old 09-15-2007, 08:50 PM
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