Joke Bank

[K C Muffin]

Lurker......a girl's just gotta have fun! There's just more to love here. Anyway, I think this is not a Ford. And the way I tell is not looking deep in the pic, but just looking at the tail lights and the mirrors. Ford's are rounder. And see how this kinda squats under the weight? My Ford would NEVER do that!!! he he he he he he he

[Highwayman]

Didn’t anyone tell you that even good things are bad for you when done in excess?

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

Didn’t anyone tell you that even good things are bad for you when done in excess?

Huh?

[lurker]

One of the local television stations in South Louisiana actually aired an interview with a black woman from New Orleans. The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the black woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives. Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know about all those other people, but we haven't gone to Churches in years. We gets our chicken from Popeye's."

[TexKan]

That is tooooo funny....... and I can relate to the story........ but I gets mine fom Chur - ches..............LOL LOL...... pie pies is too hot sumtimez...... LOL

[lurker]

The Human Brain

In a deformed Republican (capitalist) brain, areas that normally control life-sustaining processes (the Guilt Gland, the Envy Center, or the Everything for Free Lobe, etc.) are miniaturized - while other regions become bloated out of proportions (the Personal Responsibility Lobe, the Self-Interest Cluster, or the overdeveloped and inflexible Spinal Cord that is connected to the Absolute Morality Lobe).




A composite sketch of a healthy Socialist brain.

Naturally it took twice as much time to map it because the brain of a progressive, open-minded Democrat is always changing - as opposed to the rigid and bigoted Republican brain.

It's all true. I found it on the internet.

[lurker]

Ah YES!

Spring is in the air

and it's time for the

chicks to show their

belly buttons...

.

[Bubba]

.....and I was hoping for a belly button piercing. Shucks!

[lurker]

HELL 'YEAH! Who doesn't like Redneck Gurlz?

http://www.cutterod.com/bear_stuff/RedneckWomen.wmv

4 meg file...

Pay careful attention to the last cut...... FUNNNNNEEE...

[hoarsewhisperer]

One winter morning a couple was listening to the

radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say,

"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of

the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.



A week later while they are eating breakfast again,

the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12

inches of snow today. You must park your car on the

odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows

can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves

her car again.



The next week they are again having breakfast, when

the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14

inches of snow today You must park .." Then the power goes out.



Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look

on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to

do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so

the snowplows can get through?"



With the love and understanding in his voice that

all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman

says .. "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this

time?"