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[lurker]

Texas went up a notch in my book.

Pauly Shore gets punched by a Texas Cowboy in Odessa ... LMAO
YouTube - Pauly Shore gets Hit

[Bubba]

All I know is that no matter who was onstage, if I had paid for a ticket to see them and somebody from the crowd did that, I would have been extremely pissed. That guy just ended the show, also set Pauly up to sue him and the comedy club for not protecting him from that big oaf who came onstage.

[lurker]

Yelp. We're both dupe'd.

It was a cheap stunt staged by a cheap comedian in a cheap comedy club with a cheap assistant for some cheap publicity:

Police: Pauly’s Odessa assault a set up
BY DAVID J. LEE
Odessa American

Who popped Pauly?
Apparently no one — at least that’s what Odessa Police Department officers said.

A video widely circulated on the Internet purports to show Pauly Shore getting punched in the face during a Saturday night performance at the 8th Street Comedy Club in Odessa.

But the OPD maintains that an off-duty OPD officer working club security reported it was a “skit” rehearsed before the show.

After receiving calls from nationwide news agencies including FoxNews, Odessa investigators contacted the off-duty officer.

Authorities did not identify the officer because he was doing work outside his official capacity as a lawman.

“The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set and was asked to participate in the skit,” Sgt. Paul Shepherd said in a news release. “The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.”

Furthermore, the officer reported Shore did not seem offended after the show, regardless of the act videotaped Saturday night.

“The officer reported that after the show, Pauly Shore conducted his autograph session and had his photograph taken with the supposed ‘assaulter.’ ”

Not much else but here's the link: Odessa American Online: Serving the Permian Basin of West Texas

[lurker]

For some reason I think wordy will like this:
glumbert.com | Couple roleplays the political way

Strong sexual theme. Bush screws the USA.

[GeneratorDC]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 poundright testicle, Turner Brown. "The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you? "In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown. "The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

[lurker]

Ah, the wonders of duct tape....

[Bubba]

[jeezeweeze]

I'm heading to the duct tape isle

gonna need a bunch....the 10 mo old , little girl, is a hand full..... I thought little girls were "SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE"...but she is just a doll and I will survive..

OH...my bad..... I had two little girls.... and my boy was a whole lot sweeter...
course he was the" BABY.....and ... THE GOLDEN CHILD" ...as my older daughter likes to remind me every so often....

[TexKan]

Lurker that is soooo funny!! The magic of duct tape!! Wish I had thought of that years ago!! There were days I coulda used that!

[hoarsewhisperer]

Originally Posted by lurker

Ah, the wonders of duct tape....