Joke Bank

[Made in the USA]

[hoarsewhisperer]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

you didn't GET IT, did ya MIT?

[jeezeweeze]

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OMG, I was laughing so hard I kept hitting the wrong keys and I couldn't see the screen from the tears..........and I still can't breathe... That is the best laugh in a while.


Hey God gave man the ability to stand and pee, write their name in snow with a yellow stream, hang it out the door or window if they want.


but God gave woman

MULTIPLE ORGASMS !!!!!!

[K C Muffin]

This is GREAT! You must have spent some time in a Chief's ladies' restroom!!!!

[Made in the USA]

Barack Hussein Obama, the presumptive Democrat Party presidential nominee, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in the Oklahoma Panhandle , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, little Bobby Earl, with a Oklahoma drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"

[K C Muffin]

Out of the mouths of babes...

[jeezeweeze]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

This is GREAT! You must have spent some time in a Chief's ladies' restroom!!!!

No......locker room.....

[hoarsewhisperer]

just passing this one along...I think it'd in bad taste tho

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

[jeezeweeze]

Nobody ever accused me of having any taste horsie.......good one !

[hoarsewhisperer]

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, "You know I could
throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of
the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the pilot!