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09-17-2007, 11:47 AM
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| Saving money one of my guests told me these today, i thought they were good enough to pass on!! A wife asks her husband to go to the store to buy some tampons since it was her time of the month and she had just ran out.. The husband goes to the store and asks a clerk where the tampons were, she directed him to the aisle where they were. A few minutes later the husband gets to the check out counter w/ a bag of cotton balls and some string. The clerk says "I thought you were getting tampons" the husband says " I did, you see I sent my wife to the store the other day to get me a carton of cigarettes and she comes back w/ a tin of tobacco, some rolling papers and told me it'd be alot cheaper if I roll my own cigarettes.. So I got her some cotton balls and string so she could roll her own tampons since it's cheaper that way." How do you get an 80 year old woman to say the F word?? Get another 80 year old woman to yell bingo!!
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.”     |
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09-17-2007, 12:17 PM
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| More Humor WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home And were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him At 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn' t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 
__________________ *** If the government of the United States was serious about the invasion of our nation by illegal aliens, they would do more about it. And if you do not think this is an invasion, then try and stop it. *** A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have -- Thomas Jefferson *** "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil but because of those who look on and do nothing." --Albert Einstein |
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09-17-2007, 03:41 PM
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__________________ For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ |
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09-17-2007, 05:56 PM
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| But we do own everything........
__________________ LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states..." Barack Obama |
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09-17-2007, 06:50 PM
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09-17-2007, 06:56 PM
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__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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09-18-2007, 06:30 PM
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| mmm hmmm. Poor Army - he hasn't split everything enough times or he'd know better. Men own nothing.
__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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