Bob's anniversary...

[Mike B.]

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" ~~

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. ~~

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.~

Bob has been missing since Friday.....