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Old 09-25-2007, 10:22 AM
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Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!


"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me
ask you
Something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German? OR if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would You? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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Old 09-25-2007, 02:02 PM
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