ruttroe

[jeezeweeze]

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at
>> a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
>>
>> "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
>>
>> Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
>> your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone
>> threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the
>> dry cleaning bill."
>>
>> So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
>> drunker.
>>
>> Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to
>> give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've
>> puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
>>
>> Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words,
>> Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin.
>> Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
>> But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one
>> too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said
>> hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the
>> cleaning bill!"
>>
>> His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But
>> this is forty bucks.."
>>
>> "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants,
>> too."
>>