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10-19-2007, 09:17 PM
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| Achmed the dead terrorist
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕThree groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s     |
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10-20-2007, 02:25 PM
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| I saw him years ago in Wichita. He just gets better.
__________________ Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. |
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10-25-2007, 12:16 PM
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| Classic.........
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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10-29-2007, 10:47 AM
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| Mr. Highwayman! If you keep posting things like that on this board, how do you expect me to continue to be known as an OLD GROUCH? I have a REP, you know! SO, STOP making me laugh!!!!! geeze! Worked long and hard on my status and you go and ruin it in 8 minutes. Thanks a lot! |
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10-30-2007, 07:12 AM
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| This goes with video Highway that was great. Two middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. `"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear" says the other. And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." Says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18, she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he started school". 'He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"?
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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12-22-2007, 07:18 PM
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| Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
__________________ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕThree groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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12-22-2007, 09:23 PM
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| I seen him last night on Comedy Central. I liked Peanut, Achmed and definately Walter. Jeff Dunham rocks!!
__________________ People too weak to follow their own dreams will usually try to find a way to discourage yours............... Originally Posted by Army_of_One My fault...sorry Pootsy. |
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12-23-2007, 08:57 AM
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 That was great !
__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road. Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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