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Old 10-30-2007, 08:25 PM
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Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room watching TV and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."


She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.



She's such a bitch.
I can see myself doing just that.
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:19 PM
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You got a "girlfriend", Mommie??? I think I am a lesbian too, cause I like girls!!
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:02 PM
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MITUSA----You're bad.. I didn't read this like I should have, I'm so . Oh well, I can be a little weird
And yes, matter of fact, I do like girls...that's why I have 3 daughters....
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I never pass up a chance to "mess" with the sistas!!
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