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12-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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| The Pope & Hillary The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand  I can make EVERY person inthe crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.  : 
__________________  When I told you to call me "Mommie Dearest", I want you to mean it......     |
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12-14-2007, 05:25 AM
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__________________ "Personally I think liberals and conservatives should move toward the middle of the road.  Makes it alot easier to run'em over." (Maxine) |
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12-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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| The slap heard round the world... The sound of freedom once more proclaimed!!!
__________________ "THINKING IS ONE THING NO-ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO TAX" Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways; totally and completely worn out, shouting "Holy Mother of God!! What a ride!!" |
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12-26-2007, 07:21 PM
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12-27-2007, 01:34 PM
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What our City Commisioners need, either that a Boot in the asss
__________________  Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? |
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12-27-2007, 08:13 PM
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__________________ When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!  |
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12-27-2007, 08:40 PM
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The word is Jim Lembright will not run again, but Jim Sherer has it in his blood now. So he will run again. I think Terry Lee is a question mark. He has said no more, but I think there's still a chance with him. We need to vote in 3 people (Lee being one) who will listen to the common folk and not be influenced by the little boys with big money. I have not always agreed with Lee but we need people like him who can think and make decisions on their own. So far, Sherer has been unable to do that. Not saying he's not a good man, it's just that when he comes up with a good idea, he has a hard time sticking to his guns and he folds under the pressure from the other three. We do not need that!!! Kodiak, I agree! Do you have any of those boots left over from last summer? 
__________________ "THINKING IS ONE THING NO-ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO TAX" Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways; totally and completely worn out, shouting "Holy Mother of God!! What a ride!!" |
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